Video Game Hottie Hall of Fame - Natalie Portman

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December 10, 2008 by Mercedes Moore

Natalie Portman

An obvious choice right? Well we here at 2BN have made a name for ourselves not wasting time reinventing the wheel.

Natalie Portman speaks to the pedo trapped deep down in the basement behind a concrete-enforced steel door guarded by laser beams in the bottom of our empty, lonely hearts. In our dreams she plays mahjong in the park with our granny and wins every time. Then we take her home for a cup of hot cocoa and a slow , deep , sensual oil massage and talk about how nice it would be if we dated that Natalie girl. Grandma has always been good to us, even when we don't deserve it.

Natalie Portman

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