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Critics Accuse Resident Evil 5 of Not Being Racist Enough

March 13, 2009 by Micah Bleich

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Resident evil 5 is racist

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Our buddies over at ScrapeTV.com have written and shared with us an amazing introspective into the sheer levels of blatant racism in Resident Evil 5. Far be it from us to turn down this opportunity share a warped view point from the news source we trust so adamantly.

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Sony announces Home Revamp; Consumers Announce Disinterest.

February 9, 2009 by Jack Belmont

SAN DIEGO - Today Junji Shoda, Sony's head of international bussiness relations for Home, announced that twenty four companies will be making exclusive content for Playstation Home. Upon the announcement the virtually empty room sighed and checked their watches.

“Does this work with the 360?” One fan asked. Unphased, the question was expertly ignored, and Mr. Shoda quickly moved onto the announcement that Resident Evil 5 would be the first to use this new system.

Mr. Shoda then went on to say “This will damper Microsoft’s day”, just then a reporter stood up and said “Who cares? We all have Wiis”.

Junji Shoda then opened the floor to further questions at which point one last reporter stood and asked “Are we supposed to care?”

The room then dispersed to play Devil May Cry 4, Grand Theft Auto 4, Street Fighter 4 and the Resident Evil 5 demo on the Xbox 360.

 

From: http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/adventure/residentevil5/news.html?sid=6204361

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Resident Evil 5 - Due By March

Gamespot.com reports that Resident Evil 5 will be out by March, 2009. Let's see what they have to say...


Since the original announcement of Resident Evil 5 nearly three years ago...

As for empty promises, Two Bit News announced 3 months ago that we were going to consume a whole truck full of pumpkin pies by ourselves, however, since then we've sobered up, sorry.


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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

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Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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