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TwoBitNews.com Ad answers own question

February 17, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Gayad

 

2bn (they tell me to say that so it sounds cool to the kids)  has released an ad asking a question that was answered last night and remains all over you mouth “Am I gay”. Well I don’t know Susie are you? Or do all straight men wake up half naked next to another man.

 

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Funny Things on Craigslist #1.

February 8, 2009 by Jack Belmont

Internationally published commercial fashion photographer seeks new models / actresses / creative girls who could be models.... for new projects.
I am a Brooks Grad. I do use real equipment. Im not a "dirty craigslister"

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In strange turn of events, sandwich eats man.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

WISCONSIN - Rich Hamil came home after a long day, kissed his dog rubbed his wife’s ears and sat down to watch some TV. His wife Ella, was reportedly going out to visit family. She then told her husband to make himself a sandwich if he was ever hungry, but when she came home, he was gone.
 

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Noob poster creates epic fail.

February 6, 2009 by Jack Belmont

In an epic failure Twobitnews.com reporter Jack Belmont has posted a news article in his blog. Belmont refuses to respond to our calls, eye witnesses say he cannot figure out how to work his phone.
 
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Top 5 Events You Shouldn't Invite Your WoW Guild To

March 11, 2009 by Micah Bleich

You love your guildmates, well, as much as you can love people you mostly only interact with online anyways, but what if you did see them more off-line? We'd like to help you avoid ruining your life as much as possible, so here is a list of the 5 events you probably shouldn't bring them to.

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Top Ten Things You Can Learn By Watching Red Vs. Blue

February 9, 2009 by SSXallnight

Any gamer worth his snuff is familiar with Red Vs. Blue, but not a lot of people realize the educational value of the Halo-based machinima. If you're one of the unfortunates who isn't cool enough to know about the hilarious internet series; here is a list of things you would know if you didn't spend so much time doing your homework or actually showing up on time to your job.

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5 Steps To Become A Pretentious Asshole

November 29, 2008 by Micah Bleich

Pretentious Bunny

Sometimes just knowing something isn't enough. To truly appreciate knowledge, one must draw attention mercilessly to themselves. So, Two Bit News is happy to present this top list to sounding like a pretentious asshole, or guide if you prefer deriving from the latin word meaning "full of information" (more on this later!).

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